NUDE WOMEN = BEST

A blog about a Wolverhampton loser!

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Derren Brown

cunt

Friday, May 27, 2005

SCIENCE

BLACK GOD.

BIG BROTHER: DEREK

He is the greatest Big Brother contestant EVAR.

Only 4 in so far. I dont see anyone surpassing him.

Big Brother

Every year i call it shit, how much i hate it, and its for fucking losers.

Every year i watch it everyday, end up loving it, and tossing off over some nudes.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

I AWAIT A BIG BLACK MAN CALLED LEEROY, AND A WHITE KKK UBER RACIST CALLED NIGGERKILLER TO GO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

*prays*

Thursday, May 26, 2005

MR RDV

HAPPY NOW!!??

poo

The texture of my poop has been quite consitstant lately. The colouring has been light brown.

I will keep you informed.

E3

fuckin gayest E3 evar.

Nintendo Revolution: WHERE THE FLYING CUNTY FUCK ARE THE FUCKING GAMES. MIYAMOTO YOU JAP BASTARD. I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SUCKLE ON YOUR ASIAN COCK. BUT HAVING A CONSOLE ON DISPLAY WITH NO FUCKING GAMES PISSES EVEN THE HARDENED NINTY FANBOI OFF.

XBOXXXX 360: ITS ALL VERY FUCKING WELL HAVING HIGH RESOLUTION HDTV GFX AND FULL XBOX LIVE SUPPORT.

BUT I DONT HAVE A FUCKING HDTV AND 99.9% OFF EUROPE DONT. WE ARENT FUCKING AMERICAY U CUNTS. ALSO I MAY HAVE XBOX LIVE, BUT MOST OF THE FUCKING PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS.

PS3: PLZ DNT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A TOASTER PLZ THNX

MY INTERNET CONNECTION

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP CUTTING ME OFF?????/////////////

Fucking loser connection

Monday, May 02, 2005

BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON

FUCKING STOP IT. STOP INJECTING PURE PURILE SHIT INTO MY BRAIN.

Fucking shit film. Mrs is watching it right now. I have to listen to it, its like the first one but like SHIT.

And anyone that likes it is shit.

THE END.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Cancelled lectures

I suppose i should be grateful that my lecture has been cancelled. Its just that i have nothing to do now all day. Hmm... i could play games, you know the things i spend lots of money on. But thats just too obvious. Wanking would be another option, but i have got that down to an artform its too fast now.

Neighbours is hours away.

*cries*

PSP

FFS people are acting like Sony have gone round and raped all their family with the £179 of the PSP.

OMFG THE PSP HAS NO GOOD GAMES!!!1111
THE DS HAS FUCKING LOADS OF GOOD GAMES IT IS THE TITZ!

Fuck off is that true. They are both shit. There i said it i think they are both shit. Yes i have both, to be honest i prefer my PSP. I do enjoy the multimedia capabilities, and i find the games interesting. As you know theres actual games with CONTENT. Of course now the constant flood of EA games as flung shit in my eyes, and makes me want to smash its lovely screen.

The DS on the other hand is good if you like the arcade style high score games. I do as well to a degree. Its just when every game at the moment is one of them. Of course i will change my mind when "Super 100hour turn-based Squeenix RPG" and "Animal Crossing DS" come out, but untill then...
The lack of new games being released for months at a time its taking the piss. Its sad to say that the pink Kirby stylus is the most exciting thing i have seen about the DS since launch. Say what you want about PSP games, as least it has games coming out for it.

Also: Your gay. Your gay what? Your gay willy! ETC ETC.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Web pages are fun!

Even though i am godawful at web design i have had a laugh making my webpage today.

umm... HOORAY!?

New website

I am perhaps THE worst website designer ever. No really, i am fucking shit at it. No website i have ever made looks good. Therefore i am pleased to announce the piece of shit that is my newly created...

http://www.unclechibi.com !

Witness the lack of content. Be amazed at its shitness! Be in awe in the way that it will never get any better!

Of course there is also:

http://goatse.unclechibi.com !

Can you guess what it is yet?

Asda

I have a strange obsession with the local 24 hour Asda. There is one literally 2 minutes walk away. I am often there at 3am buying a curry, or a pizza. Normal people would buy enough food to last a few days. This is too logical for me. I only ever buy enough to last me that evening. Which inevitably means i am there again the next day.

Infact i am off there now. I will try buy enough for a few days. In reality i will probably just buy a cheap curry.

*sigh*

Teaching kids

I have been asked about my previous post. How exactly do you teach kids about goatse?

I feel that it is the parents responsibility to explain exactly what is it. Perhaps get daddy to spread his own anus out to show that it his merely the inside of his asshole. It is not dangerous in there. The kids can put there hand up it if they want to. The amount of kids scarred by goatse brings tears to my black eyes. If every father assumes the goatse position for there kids then surely the internet would be a safer place.

New blog!

As the first post of my new blog. I must give a public service announcement.

PUT THIS ON YUR WEB PAGEZ THINK OF TEH CHILDRENZ!!1.2

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