NUDE WOMEN = BEST

A blog about a Wolverhampton loser!

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Derren Brown

cunt

Friday, May 27, 2005

SCIENCE

BLACK GOD.

BIG BROTHER: DEREK

He is the greatest Big Brother contestant EVAR.

Only 4 in so far. I dont see anyone surpassing him.

Big Brother

Every year i call it shit, how much i hate it, and its for fucking losers.

Every year i watch it everyday, end up loving it, and tossing off over some nudes.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

I AWAIT A BIG BLACK MAN CALLED LEEROY, AND A WHITE KKK UBER RACIST CALLED NIGGERKILLER TO GO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

*prays*

Thursday, May 26, 2005

MR RDV

HAPPY NOW!!??

poo

The texture of my poop has been quite consitstant lately. The colouring has been light brown.

I will keep you informed.

E3

fuckin gayest E3 evar.

Nintendo Revolution: WHERE THE FLYING CUNTY FUCK ARE THE FUCKING GAMES. MIYAMOTO YOU JAP BASTARD. I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SUCKLE ON YOUR ASIAN COCK. BUT HAVING A CONSOLE ON DISPLAY WITH NO FUCKING GAMES PISSES EVEN THE HARDENED NINTY FANBOI OFF.

XBOXXXX 360: ITS ALL VERY FUCKING WELL HAVING HIGH RESOLUTION HDTV GFX AND FULL XBOX LIVE SUPPORT.

BUT I DONT HAVE A FUCKING HDTV AND 99.9% OFF EUROPE DONT. WE ARENT FUCKING AMERICAY U CUNTS. ALSO I MAY HAVE XBOX LIVE, BUT MOST OF THE FUCKING PEOPLE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS.

PS3: PLZ DNT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A TOASTER PLZ THNX

MY INTERNET CONNECTION

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP CUTTING ME OFF?????/////////////

Fucking loser connection

Monday, May 02, 2005

BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON

FUCKING STOP IT. STOP INJECTING PURE PURILE SHIT INTO MY BRAIN.

Fucking shit film. Mrs is watching it right now. I have to listen to it, its like the first one but like SHIT.

And anyone that likes it is shit.

THE END.